Awesome Funny sms for friend and lover - Love SMS, Diwali Messages
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Awesome Funny sms for friend and lover

Awesome Funny sms for friend and lover

Best Funny sms

Here we provide some best Funny SMS for your friend and love. Here you get also New Funny SMS, Funny SMS 2016, Latest Funny SMS, Very Funny SMS. In this article we are tring to provide some best  Best Funny SMS, Top Funny SMS, Funny Love SMS, Funny Friendship SMS, Funny Girls SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Funny SMS in Hindi, Funny SMS in English

Funny SMS in Hindi funny-sms-for-friend

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo  ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.

eh jo ladkiyon  ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!
funny-sms-2016
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai..
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par..
Kyunki
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..

Funny SMS in English

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????
Well........ u know my name right..?

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.
Universal truth we learnt:-

"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!".

Moral :-)
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"
Love affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Be4 D boy could see his girl entering in D class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

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