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Funny SMS and Messages

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Funny SMS in English

Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika
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Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
-@-@-@-@-@-@
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-<( )>
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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho
Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man..!!
U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H
Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he
doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..

Funny SMS in Hindi 

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Hume tumse Love hai..
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!

Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

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