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Funny SMS, Funny Messages and Funny Jocks in Hindi and English

Funny SMS, Funny Messages and Funny Jocks in Hindi and English

Funny SMS, Funny Messages and Funny Jocks in Hindi and English

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Funny SMS, Messages and Jocks in English

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in
your heart.
funny-messages-in-hindi


Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do
It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek
Se Mera Kya Hoga

Funny SMS, Funny Messages and Funny Jocks in Englishfunny-sms-in-hindi


Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
   
Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
.
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
.
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.

Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Garmi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Garmi  ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb Garm paani se dhoega Kaise..

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